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a guy sticks head barbershop , asks, "how long before can haircut?" 
the barber looks around shop , says, "about 2 hours." 
the guy leaves.

a few days later same guy sticks head in door , asks, "how long before can haircut?" 
the barber looks around @ shop full of customers , says, "about 3 hours."
the guy leaves.

a week later same guy sticks head in shop , asks, "how long before can haircut?" 
the barber looks around shop , says, "about hour , half." 
the guy leaves.

the barber looks on @ friend in shop , says, "hey, bill, follow guy , see goes. 
he keeps asking how long has wait haircut, doesn't come back."

a little while later, bill comes shop, laughing hysterically. 
the barber asks, "bill, go when leaves here?"

bill looks up, tears in eyes , says, "your house."

nyahahhahhaha... @ "least" doesnt goes barber shop everyday. lol! :)

- g





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