How to cook a Turkey - Joomla! Forum - community, help and support

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step 1: remove turkey refrigerator.

step 2: take drink of whiskey (scotch).

step 3: place turkey in oven.

step 4: take 2 drinks of whiskey.

step 5: turn oven on.

step 6: take 3 more whiskeys of drink.

step 7: set degree @ 375 ovens.

step 8: take 4 whisks of drinky.

step 9: turk bastey.

step 10: whiskey bottle of get.

step 11: stick turkey in thermometer.

step 12: glass pour of whiskey.

step 13: bake whiskey 4 hours.

step 14: take oven out of turkey.

step 15: take oven out of turkey.

step 16: floor turkey off of pick.

step 17: turk carvey.

step 18: hands blood wash off; place aid-band (s) on cut(s).

step 19: scottle of botch.

step 20: tet sable , pour glass of turkey.

step 21: bless saying, pass , eat out.

im drunk! lol! :d





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